he's here again

THE REPLY
BIN.

She tweets about literally anything. He replies like it was an application for a boyfriend.

OPEN THE BIN

You've met
this guy.

HER, 7:02PM

“made pasta tonight 🍝”

HIM, 7:03PM, FROM BEHIND A WALL

“need a taste tester? 😏”

THE BIN IS EMPTY

Even the reply guys took a week off. Suspicious.

(It usually spots you first.)

She posts her pasta.

He shows up. You tag @sleazebagmen.

Friday, he's famous. Sort of.

For the group chat.